INGBIGS MANIFESTO
The INGBIGS Party aims to create a society built around this single conviction: Reading & Writing are our Moral Obligations. Our glorious, Literary Revolution ensures that humanity's natural connection to literature will be cultivated.
We live and die by Irony! Symbolism! Characterization! Conflict! & Theme!
We live and die by Irony! Symbolism! Characterization! Conflict! & Theme!
The INGBIGS Party serves its subjects by providing them with regular and rigorous reading, disciplined debate & discussion, martial analysis & comprehension, intensive & exhaustive writing, and free eyeglasses.
Literature is nourishment. We feed the masses!
Literature is nourishment. We feed the masses!
THE INGBIGS Party believes that once society rids itself of those who will not do the Party's assigned reading & writing, then a purified Utopian nation of book nerds can rise up to rule and Enlighten the entire world!
INGBIGS Forever.
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